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| A man used to take his dog every night into a bar. One night a bar stool fell on the dog and knocked off it's tail, so the barman hung the tail over the bar. Eventually the dog died and went to heaven but St.Peter refused to let him in until he went back to earth and retrieved his tail. The dog arrived at the bar about 2AM and asked the barman if he would be kind enough to attach his tail so that he could enter heaven. 'I'd like to', said the barman. :But we're not allowed to re-tail spirits after hours' |
